An Ill-Timed Invitation

[laceblade]

From the text of an e-mail sent to me by LiveJournal, reminding me that my paid account will expire in 12 days:

If you have any questions or requests, please contact us by replying to this email. We want to keep you happy. :)

MY RESPONSE WILL BE ONE OF THE MOST EPIC E-MAILS THAT I HAVE EVER WRITTEN.

Comments

[starlady]

Ah ha ha you smacking it to LJ makes me happy.