laceblade: (I'm the slayer so fuck you.)
laceblade ([personal profile] laceblade) wrote2010-09-09 08:11 am

An Ill-Timed Invitation

From the text of an e-mail sent to me by LiveJournal, reminding me that my paid account will expire in 12 days:

If you have any questions or requests, please contact us by replying to this email. We want to keep you happy. :)

MY RESPONSE WILL BE ONE OF THE MOST EPIC E-MAILS THAT I HAVE EVER WRITTEN.
were_duck: Ellen Ripley from Alien looking pensively to the right in her space helmet (Batgirl is jaded)

[personal profile] were_duck 2010-09-09 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I reaaaaally hope you post the email for us to read when you send it!!
umadoshi: umadoshi kanji (PGSM: Mercury (sailor_graphics))

[personal profile] umadoshi 2010-09-09 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! I was just coming to ask about that too. ^_^
cynthia1960: cartoon of me with gray hair wearing glasses (Default)

[personal profile] cynthia1960 2010-09-09 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, I want a nice tasty piece of schadenfreude pie to savor after you send that off.

Omnomnomnom.
antarcticlust: Vivien Liegh with text "Put your bitch face on." (bitch face)

[personal profile] antarcticlust 2010-09-09 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahahahahaha!
starlady: (dodge this)

[personal profile] starlady 2010-09-09 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah ha ha you smacking it to LJ makes me happy.
ladyjax: (Default)

[personal profile] ladyjax 2010-09-10 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
*gets popcorn and awaits the epic*