CAN I GO 24 HOURS WITHOUT SOMETHING BREAKING OR BEING SUCKED INTO A VORTEX OF DARKNESS?
Remember that entry I wrote a few hours ago, that was all happy?
Some fucker hit my car today, which was parked on the street (LEGALLY, I MIGHT ADD).
So, bitches, know this: If you ever hit somebody's parked car, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION ON THE WINDSHIELD SO THAT THEY CAN CONTACT YOUR INSURANCE PEOPLE.
SHIT.
Some fucker hit my car today, which was parked on the street (LEGALLY, I MIGHT ADD).
So, bitches, know this: If you ever hit somebody's parked car, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION ON THE WINDSHIELD SO THAT THEY CAN CONTACT YOUR INSURANCE PEOPLE.
SHIT.

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If I were you, I would fill out a 'request for self report form' at the MPD web site here: http://www.cityofmadison.com/mpd/selfreport.cfm. Copy and paste and save the info somewhere, or print it out, because you'll need to write it on a form that the police send you.